Do you know ?

After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian
scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to
the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one
thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed,
American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read:
"US scientists have found traces of 2000 year oldoptical fibers, and have
concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high tech digital
telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, a Malaysian scientist Prof Dato' Dr Ir. Mat Jesh
Muhainin, reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 500m, Malaysian scientists have found absolutely
nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were
already using wireless mobile phones."